In the worldwide acclaimed play called ‘Antony and Cleopatra,’ the queen unapologetically says, ‘’I can never be triumphed over.”
Cleopatra is known to be the most beautiful woman, ever. The myth has it that apart from the famous eyeliner, she used to apply something special on her face. *In low husky voice* So girls, care to sneak into her dressing room and take a look at the hidden magic potion that everybody talks of?
Okay! So here we go! The drawer that she never let anybody open is right in front of our eyes. But what do I see? The drawer had been already emptied. Who must have done it? *suspicious look*
I know who it is. It’s the Gujarat Gauseva and Gauchar Vikas Board. They always get in the way. Huh!
But they are pretty nice; they allow me to see all the new artifacts they collect. So brace yourself, here comes the secret to Cleopatra’s beauty. Ta da da da!
Milk! Cow Urine! Cow ghee! And *clogging my nose with my hands* Cow Dung! What? Is this the magic potion? What about the enchanted flower nectar from a far-far land?
But you know what? The Gujrat Gauseva and Gauchar Vikas Board has now issued an advisory that recommends cow urine, cow dung, and milk for women who wants their skin to glow just like Cleopatra.
The advisory citing researchers from Russia, Italy, and the United States prescribes a four-step regime:
- Women must first massage their face with milk for 15 mins.
- Then, a 15-minute massage with cow ghee and turmeric.
- A 15-minute massage with cow urine.
- And the last, a face pack of cow dung which should be washed with neem water after 15 mins.
‘’Natural beauty treatments can give you glow and shine that cannot be achieved through many layers of artificial makeup. Panchgavya treatment can help women get elegant, pleasant, attractive and beautiful personality and achieve love and affection from others,” reads the Regime.
So ladies, ready to see all the Antonys and Caesars drool for you?